Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

arianacopyingmariah:

OMFG ARI..

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shantay-u-gay:

is that bianca del rio

shantay-u-gay:

is that bianca del rio

breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

drakes dad: *calls drake*

drake: hello?

drakes dad: son, i saw it

drake: saw what

drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham

drake: oh…..

drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing

drake: what?

drakes dad: …..did you nut

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and flour tortillas

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and crumbs

mireligionerestu:

tealwig:

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

Thank god azealia escaped, I need to listen to bwet

Exclusive footage of Kim and Kanye trying ti kill Azealia Banks.

mireligionerestu:

tealwig:

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

Thank god azealia escaped, I need to listen to bwet

Exclusive footage of Kim and Kanye trying ti kill Azealia Banks.

unshaped:

when you’re on tumblr and your parents won’t stop walking into your room

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gay boy problem #3627

gaypos:

a guy sends u an undie pic and you can recognize the brand and tell them how much they spent

banknote:

My friends and I made herstory tonight, adapting Guess Who into Guess Ru; the Mystery Queen guessing game.

Infuckingcredible

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